DOWNWITHHOBBITSES

Somehow she had managed to finish her Christmas shopping. The mall had been hellacious, and yet she had checked off every single item on her list, including the impossible to find video game console that her two sons had been begging her for constantly for the past three months. She had tried every store in the city, even looked online, but they were the new rage for the season and were selling out from every shelf they hit. But by the grace of God Himself, she had discovered one last one, forgotten in the back of the store in the chaos of all of the clearance racks. She was thinking that perhaps, just perhaps, their Christmas with her husban